George W. Bush: Lame Duck Falls Off Wagon

George W. Bush: Lame Duck Falls Off Wagon: "Last weekend, President Bush attended the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Lima, Peru. Turns out you can't do anything in Peru without someone handing you Peru's national drink, the Pisco Sour (made with pisco, a brandy-like liquor). It's a pretty agreeable drink, so we wouldn't complain, but President Bush has been supposedly teetotalling for 22 years,. He avoided an international incident by downing that sucker. Peru's ANDINA press agency has some great details:"

I'm thinking he has been drunk for the past eight years. Nobody slurs their words and gets so confused mid sentence like he does unless they are drunk. Thank God we only have a few more weeks until this dip wad goes back to Crawford and resumes ranching...or brush clearing. But then I read that Laura has been looking at houses in the Houston or Dallas area (I can't remember which), and then it all comes around. GWB bought the house in Crawford when he decided to run for Governor and this gave him a theme, you know, common man not an elite eastern establishment type. A cowboy. Maybe the boy part is right the rest is bs. A boy is leaving the White House and a Man is moving in.