Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » A Bailout Plan the GOP Can Support: "Additionally, I am aware that Michigan has a ginormous Muslim population and has almost instituted Sharia Law. I think you can understand what needs to be done.
We need to invade Michigan and rebuild the state from the ground up. We will be greeted as liberators, we have clear supply lines, and we can easily rebuild the auto industry with the kind of money we spend on other countries we invade. Hell, our new Secretary of State, Hillary of Clinton, spent the better part of the past year fighting for the rights of average folks from Michigan, so think of the good will we have with the public. This is very doable. Just tell Congress we will give KBR no-bid contracts to fix Detroit."
Now here is a bailout the Plantation Caucus can believe in and vote for. Its even close enough that the chicken hawks might want to pick a weapon...no they would not want to do that.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
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